AVAILABLE NOW!

About the Author

I graduated from Duke University and the University of Pennsylvania Law School, after which I bounced around the usual hodgepodge of dead-end occupations: litigation attorney, entrepreneur, CEO, computer programmer, independent stock trader, and stay-at-home parent (which was by far the most challenging and most rewarding). These days, I spend my time sitting around and making things up. In my spare time, I crack jokes.

Contact me:

If you want to contact me, please use the following form:

Name (required):

E-mail (required):

Subject:

Text (required):

Soundtrack

Here's what I listened to while I wrote Excuse Me, Would You Die Please? Each song reminds me of either a particular character, a particular scene, or the general mood or subject matter of the book.

As a special bonus, one line from every song below can be found somewhere in the text of the book. If you find them all, send me the list (using the "Contact DK" page), including chapter and/or page number, and I'll send you advanced copies of my next two books, for FREE.

You can click the link for a song to hear it. Enjoy!

1. Wild by Poe
2. What's in the Middle by The Bird and the Bee
3. Dirty Laundry by Bitter:Sweet
4. Hazy Shade of Winter by The Bangles
5. One Way or Another by Blondie
6. Mayhem by Imelda May
7. Lone Digger by Caravan Palace
8. Word Up! by Cameo
9. Hello Sunshine by Dena Deadly
10. Mz. Hyde by Halestorm
11. All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix
12. Sleep Together by Garbage
13. Luka by Suzanne Vega
14. Laisse Tomber Les Filles by France Gall
15. You're No Good by Linda Ronstadt
16. My Jeans I Want Them Back by Lauren Christy
17. Way Down We Go by KALEO
18. Savage by Bahari
19. 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson
20. I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
21. Girls Talk by Linda Ronstadt
22. Keep It Cool by Private Parties
23. Last Train to Clarksville by The Monkees
24. Savoy Truffle by The Beatles
25. Sorry by Meg Myers
26. Gold Guns Girls by Metric
27. Mr. Jones by Counting Crows
28. Resiste by France Gall
29. Altar of the Sun by Bahari
30. These Boots are Made for Walkin' by Nancy Sinatra

Buy TWEET

Click here to buy TWEET as a paperback (on Amazon)

Click here to buy TWEET as an e-book (in Amazon Kindle store)